“It’s the oldest story in the universe”
“We need enormous pockets, pockets big enough for our families and our friends, and even the people who aren’t on our lists, people we’ve never met but still want to protect. We need pockets for boroughs and for cities, a pocket that could hold the universe.” ― Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
My favourite Whouffle moments of Season 7.
#ugh Ilove it#even something he doesn’t know#he says she would know#like it’s such a huge thing for him to admit#that she is equal with him#and even a bit beyond him#which is just how a husband whould think of his wife#equal but better#even if it’s not always true#he believes it (via andicanalwaysseeyou)
Whouffle + Being In Denial
Ssssweeeeet Benedict, sssleeping in our bed. Yesss, yesss…
We strokesss it, we petsss its hair.
this is officially the funniest post ever
IT HAS RETURNED YES
Firstly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD but also oh my lord, one of my gifs in a post with nearly 55000 notes! Fuck me!
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
technically this is just learning tengwar script, not elvish itself, but it’s still p handy